I have been wanting to tell you this for sometime but it is hard to break the news considering we share the same brain and all. Nonetheless, from me to me, it is time to face the facts: it is no longer 1992 and you are no longer in your 20's and maybe it is time to retire the crazy outfits. After all you are a theoretically professional person. And, it is not a secret that you do not really have the figure you used to. Don't worry, you can still listen to The Cure and play dress-up on the weekends. But maybe you should tone things down in the office.