A few days before Christmas my clothes dryer broke down. On Christmas my freezer broke, followed shortly by my refrigerator and washer. On the eve of my trial two weeks ago, our copier at work broke down. Yesterday our new washing machine was delivered, and promptly broke down and flooded the basement. The new dryer could not be installed because of venting issues. The Ravens lost the playoff game yesterday because their kicker was rushed.
Which is a long, convoluted way of saying I am a walking disaster and you might want to stay away (or at least not let me near your appliances or kickers).
At least my dress is cute.