Posted by
matilda deathstar
Ever since I was 4 years old and had a recurring clown nightmare, I have had issues with sleep. For the last three weeks my sleep issues have been especially bad which is my long winded way of explaining my theory as to how I ended up at work in a pair of jeans with a red stain on the BACK waistband. Seriously - what is it and how did it get there?
Lack of sleep may also explain why I then took a picture of said stain (surprisingly hard) and posted it on the internet. Or maybe I am just a stain exhibitionist. On bright side - at least I remembered to put on pants.
Blouse: Old Navy
Jacket: J. Crew
Jeans: Target via Goodwill
Shoes: Target
Necklace: Gift
Posted by
matilda deathstar
Today's outfit is a little dull so I thought I'd play Jeopardy with myself
82.7 degrees and rising: What is the temperature in my office right now?
Leo with Scorpio rising and moon in Libra: What is my sun sign?
969: What is the approximate number of days since I have had a vacation that involved leaving the state for more than three days?
Kermit the Frog: Who is my favorite Muppet?
48: What is the number of purses I have sold/re-homed since starting my stuff fast resolution?
Don't ask:
What is the number of purses left to me sold/re-homed?
Shirt: Old Navy
Jeans: Target via Goodwill
Blazer: H&M
Shoes: Aerosoles
Posted by
matilda deathstar
Remember when I said I wanted some brown flats to wear with my brown suits? Well I had a credit at TJ Maxx and saw these electric blue heels just sitting there. Although I am not a fan of kitten heels (kittens, yes, kitten heels, no), I have fondness for electric blue. So I tried them on and they fit perfectly and were so comfortable that I had to buy them.
As I was taking this photograph a man from the mental health facility across the street from my office was running up and down the street wearing a Scream mask and black cape and refusing to let cars into the facility's parking lot. The cops showed up and I had to cut my photo session short because the only thing weirder than a man in a Scream mask is a girl taking photos of herself.
Shirt and Belt: Old Navy
Jeans: Merona via Goodwill
Shoes: Jessica Simpson via TJ Maxx
