Stuff Fast

Hidden Objects

2012-01-27T08:41:00.003-05:00

This photo is like a hidden object game. See if you can find the cat, chunk of cat fur, cat ball... see a theme?

Shirt and sweater: J. Crew

Jeans: Levis

Boots: Gap

Cat: Feral cat rescue

Things Are Looking Up Or At Least Clean

2012-01-26T08:07:00.003-05:00

The best part about today's outfit, besides the fact that I scored this theory suit for $12 at Goodwill, is the fact that my t-shirt is clean! After a month, I finally have a working washing machine and dryer. I also have 546894 loads of laundry left to do but I am trying to keep the tone of this blog positive.

Suit: Theory via Goodwill

T-Shirt: Target

Shoes: Me Too

Down to the wire

2012-01-25T08:46:00.003-05:00

With any luck, my laundry woes will be resolved this afternoon. Which is a huge relief because I had pretty much worn through all my comfortable underwear and an now stuck wearing the uncomfortable stuff from the back of the drawer. I've also run out of jeans that I don't need a crowbar to get into. Which, I suppose, is not the fault of my appliances and more a function of poor shopping habits and the ingestion of too much wine and bread this weekend. But, I'm a lawyer and I'll figure out a way to hold something else accountable. JD 1, Personal Accountability 0.

Shirt: Target

Jacket: F21

Jeans: Levis

Boots: Rocket Dog

Bat Girl

2012-01-24T09:00:00.002-05:00

I am pretty sure 20 years from now I will look back on this shirt and wonder what the hell I was thinking. Until then I'm going to embrace my wings and hope no one makes fun of me to my face.

Shirt: ? via Piperlime

Skirt: ? via TJ Maxx

Shoes: Bivel

Disaster Warning

2012-01-23T08:44:00.003-05:00

A few days before Christmas my clothes dryer broke down. On Christmas my freezer broke, followed shortly by my refrigerator and washer. On the eve of my trial two weeks ago, our copier at work broke down. Yesterday our new washing machine was delivered, and promptly broke down and flooded the basement. The new dryer could not be installed because of venting issues. The Ravens lost the playoff game yesterday because their kicker was rushed.

Which is a long, convoluted way of saying I am a walking disaster and you might want to stay away (or at least not let me near your appliances or kickers).

At least my dress is cute.

British

2012-01-19T08:46:00.003-05:00

In honor of my tweed suit, I am drinking tea and eating ginger biscuits. The Queen would be proud.

Suit: Ann Taylor via Goodwill

Shirt: Lands End Canvas

Shoes: Target

Bargain

2012-01-18T08:46:00.002-05:00

Monday night I took an impromptu shopping trip to TJ Maxx where, out of the corner of my eye, I spied this jacket. It's Marc by Marc Jacobs and retailed for $450 and was on clearance for $60. I think the reason it was neglected was it was marked a size XS but fits like a S/M. Although I really don't need another jacket - I was unable to resist the lure of the bargain.

Which I am pretty sure will be written on my tombstone.

Pants, Sweater, Necklace: J. Crew (thrifted, gift, sale)

Boots: Frye

Jacket: Marc by Marc Jacobs via TJ Maxx

Bleah

2012-01-17T09:35:00.002-05:00

I am in a grumpy mood. I didn't go for a run this morning because there was snow on the ground. All of my cases at work are blowing up. I took a sleeping pill too early last night and woke up at 2am. And I'm wearing an outfit that makes me feel lumpy and uncoordinated. Is it too early to go home?

In the Light

2012-01-13T09:07:00.001-05:00

It is probably a good thing I do not have children so that I do not have to explain why I spent time posting photos like this on the internet.

Time Machine

2012-01-12T10:06:00.002-05:00

Clearly I forgot I am a 40something lawyer and decided to dress more like a college student or young blogger this morning. Ooopsies.

Dress: Old Navy ($7)

Tights: Asos

Sweater: J. Crew

Boots: Dr. Martens

Unbalanced

2012-01-11T08:21:00.003-05:00

Since I did not have time to run this morning, I decided to take the long route to court later today, which necessitated walkable shoes. Walkable shoes, required shorter pants and once I chose these, I was locked me into this blazer. Then I needed a non-patterned shirt and I found this silk t-shirt in the back of my closet. All good parts but together they don't seem to work.

Suit: Banana Republic

Top: Old Navy

Shoes: Gap

Necklace: J. Crew

Grandpa

2012-01-10T08:37:00.002-05:00

Although my maternal grandfather died many years before I was born, I suspect he would have owned a sweater much like this.

Shirt: Madewell

Sweater: J. Crew

Jeans and Shoes: Old Navy

Necklace: Flea Market in Georgetown circa 1990

Watch: Swatch

Bluesy

2012-01-09T08:42:00.003-05:00

I was going to wear something else today. But I didn't.

T-shirt: Old Navy

Sweater and necklace: J. Crew

Skirt: Boden

Boots: Report

Freedom

2012-01-06T09:08:00.003-05:00

I have spent the last 2 days on trial so I've been wearing conservative suits and shoes. So today I decided to go a little crazy and wear this crazy color combo. I'm not sure if it works or not, but after having only slept 12 hours this week - I'm not sure I care :)

Pants and Shirt: J. Crew

Sweater: Target

Shoes: Max Studio

New Boots!

2012-01-03T08:05:00.003-05:00

Of all my holiday splurges this year, these boots may be my favorites. I have wanted a pair of grown up dress boots and when I saw these on sale I jumped at them.

Shirt: Old Navy

Cardigan: Gap Factory

Skirt: J. Crew Timber Tweed Pencil skirt

Boots: Report

Sloppy Lady

2011-12-29T09:42:00.002-05:00

After spending way too much time prying myself out of yesterday's outfit - I played it safe today with some slightly loose cords and a billowy top. Not exactly fashion forward but nice and comfortable for a 15 hour workday.

Does Anyone Have a Crowbar?

2011-12-28T08:26:00.003-05:00

Once again I followed the advice of Lucky Magazine and ended up someplace I shouldn't have gone to - pants without Lycra. According to Lucky, pants with Lycra tend to emphasize your bulges whereas slim cut pants without stretch are less likely to make you look like sausage in too tight casing.

What they failed to mention is once you get the pants on - you cannot get them off. So you may be seeing these pants all week unless I magically drop a few pounds or find a crowbar.

Pants: Gap 1969

Top: Boden

Sweater: Target

Boots: Timberland

Priorities

2011-12-23T09:30:00.003-05:00

I literally have 15 minutes before all hell breaks lose at work today and I spent 5 of those minutes photographing my outfit and writing this post. Clearly priorities are not my strong suit.

Sweater: Madewell

Jeans: Old Navy

Boots: Uggs

Necklace: ? via Piperlime

New Stuff - Part One of .....

2011-12-22T09:04:00.001-05:00

The next few weeks promise to be excruciatingly difficult at work which has triggered my "buy ALL THE THINGS" reflex. This of course starts a vicious cycle of needing to return most of the things which adds extra errands to my already crazy day. Today's keeper items are this silk blouse from the Madewell sale and this bracelet. Although I love bracelets in concept, I rarely wear them because I don't like to have my wrists restrained (ever notice how my sleeves are rolled up in 75% of my outfits?). However, I made an exception for this one because, OMG, cute! Right?

Waiter There Is a Fly In My Soup

2011-12-21T08:22:00.000-05:00

I find it very hard to wear a black suit/white shirt without feeling like a waiter at TGIFridays. To offset the stuffiness I threw on a belt, as many silver necklaces as I could find, and my beloved comfortable blue shoes. What do you think, did I succeed or should I be offering you some fresh ground pepper with this post?

Suit: Banana Republic
Short: Bass
Belt: ? via Goodwill
Shoes: Jessica Simpson via TJ Maxx

Wrinkled Lady

2011-12-20T09:43:00.001-05:00

In my mind this outfit is super sleek and ladylike. Unfortunately, my iPhone could not take a picture of my vision and took a picture of this frumpy wrinkled outfit instead. Also, is it just me or does it look like I have some strange growth on my left shin?

Shirt: J. Crew via Goodwill
Sweater and cuff: J. Crew via recent sale
Skirt: United Colors of Benetton via eBay
Shoes: Max Studio via TJ Maxx

Happiness Is a Warm Pair of Pants

2011-12-19T07:54:00.001-05:00

I got these pants at the super sale at J. Crew and I LOVE them. Although plaid capris are not my usual "look" these are so awesome I made an exception and I'm glad I did.

Pants: J. Crew
Sweater: Gap (men's)
Jacket: Old Navy
Shoes: Franco Sarto (ancient)

Baxter Needs Thumbs

2011-12-16T09:12:00.008-05:00

This is probably my last attempt at using my tree as a background. I'm too lazy to figure out a better resting place for the camera and, as you can see, Baxter would rather just stare at me than act as my photographer (he claims it is lack of thumbs but I think he just doesn't want to support my bad habits).

Jeans: Levis

Shirt: Old Navy

Sweater: Ancient Banana Republic

Boots: HK Heidi Klum

The Lazy Bird Gets Dressed

2011-12-15T08:44:00.002-05:00

This morning I had a productive spurt of energy in which I finally packed up some items I needed to return. As I was gathering things, I found a bag on the back of my door containing two shirts I planned to return to Target a few months ago. Since the return period has expired, I had no choice but to put one on and make the best of it.

I will not bore you with my struggles to get a decent photo this morning, but I did try. I failed but I really did try.

Shirt, Sweater, Shoes: Target

Cords: J. Crew via Goodwill

Hail Mary

2011-12-14T08:30:00.003-05:00

It may not look like much, but considering that I almost had to stay home from work for lack of something to wear, this outfit is a win in my book. I started the day wanting to wear a new pair of pants, but I soon concluded that the pants were not flattering. I moved on to a shirt which was cute but would require me to sit up straight and not eat all day. Rinse, lather, repeat until I threw this on and decided it was acceptable.

Shirt: Akiko

Cardigan: J. Crew

Jeans: Levis

Boots: Gap

Belly: last night's apple tart and 5lbs of popcorn

Regrets

2011-12-13T08:46:00.002-05:00

I knew within two minutes of putting on these shoes that I would regret choosing them. What I didn't know is that I'd regret the whole outfit once I got to work. Oh well dress and learn.

Dress: Boden

Jacket: Old Navy

Shoes: RJ Girl

Day of Rest

2011-12-12T08:24:00.003-05:00

Although exercise remains an anathema to me, a few months ago I started learning how to run in an effort to have an activity that gets my brain off of work. One of the best things about running - the day of rest. Since I run on the weekends - Monday is my rest day. Today is extra restful because I do not have to be in court. Maybe I can take it one step further today and leave work before 7pm.

Shirt: J. Crew via Goodwill

Sweater: J. Crew Factory

Jeans: Old Navy

Belt: on my bed at home where it is being quite ineffectual at holding up my pants.

Gorgeous Gal

2011-12-09T13:59:00.004-05:00

There are some inconveniences that stem from working across the street from a mental health treatment facility. At least once a week the police are called to handle some disturbance and it can get very noisy. On the other hand, many of the residents are quite sweet - including the gentleman this morning who called me a gorgeous gal.

Considering I was feeling anything but gorgeous at the time, it was a nice way to start the morning.

Dress/cardigan - Missoni for Target

Boots - DV for Target

Coat - ? from Bloomingdales a million years ago

These Are Not the Pants You Are Looking For

2011-12-08T08:41:00.004-05:00

Well, they are not the pants I was looking for. I really wanted camel colored wool pants. These are more tan and not wool. I thought I could make them work but my attempts so far have failed - see today's outfit and Plaintiff's exhibit 1. And don't ask why I chose this scarf, because I don't know.

Pants and Sweater: Gap

Scarf: Jessica Simpson

Maybe I shouldn't have changed out of this morning's other outfit....

Documentary

2011-12-07T09:55:00.008-05:00

I spent WAY too much brain space today debating whether or not to use a photo that shows me wearing the jacket that goes with this suit or not*. The photo without the jacket, shows the very cute blouse and is, therefore, 100% more interesting. The photo with the jacket is less interesting but is actually what I am wearing. Which lead me to wonder whether my compulsion to treat this blog as a documentary of my wardrobe, is interfering with my creative expression (and making a boring blog even more boring). So I decided to throw caution to the wind and use the photo without the jacket. But, don't worry, I will still use this space to document the mundane, and often ugly, aspects of my life - such as the fact that I know all the lyrics to "Lost in Love" by Air Supply and played the song very loudly in my car this morning.

The truth can be ugly folks.

I wonder if Michael Moore has these problems.

* I know I could have posted both, but then I wouldn't have had anything to write about.

Why I Could Never Live in Seattle

2011-12-06T09:31:00.003-05:00

One word: Rain. I know rain is necessary to make the plants grow and what not, but it is so frigging inconvenient. It kept me from being able to go running this morning (I know it is possible to run in the rain but my motivation is not that strong), it made the house dark resulting in this crappy photo, and it killed my dog. Okay, I don't have a dog but I still don't like rain.

Skirt, Sweater, and Necklace: J. Crew

Shoes: Biviel

Sweatsuit

2011-12-05T13:14:00.003-05:00

I have been quite remiss in extolling the virtues of this suit, prior to now. The suit is made from a thick cotton knit and has an elastic waistband - thus it is essentially a grown-up sweatsuit - perfect for a foggy Monday after a weekend in which you ate your body weight in cake.

Suit: ? via J.C. Penny

Shirt: Gap

Shoes: Me Too

Necklace: $1 bin at consignment store

Delusions

2011-12-02T08:56:00.004-05:00

Although she is only 7 days older than me, I often think of my BFF, A, as the older sister I never had. If you get really drunk and stand in a dark room and squint you might even think we are related. Although our physical resemblance is sadly limited to the fact that we are roughly the same size and have dark hair, I often ignore this fact. So when A and I made the realization a few years back that she was an Autumn and not a Winter as we had assumed, I decided that I should be one too.

Now the fact of the matter is that A is classically gorgeous with lovely fair skin that really does look lovely in camels and autumnal hues. Whereas my dark olive skin tends to blend poorly with the same colors. But that doesn't stop me from wanting to look like her and choosing clothing that looks way better on her than on me. Such as this sweater.

Sweater: J. Crew (gift from friends)

Jeans: Citizens for Humanity via Goodwill

Boots: Frye

Scarf: ? gift from my dad's former girlfriend

matilda the plumber

2011-12-01T08:52:00.003-05:00

If you ever wondered whether my various wardrobe malfunctions were limited to my work wardrobe, this morning's adventure showed that they are not.

Act One: 7am a sleepy matilda decides that she should go for a jog before work. She puts on her sweatpants and a fleece and heads out the door. The sweatpants feel a little loose, an important fact that matilda ignores.

Act Two: matilda begins her jog/waddle around the neighborhood feeling smugly superior to the people she passes because she is exercising! The sweatpants continue feel loose, which matilda reasons is proof she is burning ALL THE CALORIES.

Act Three: at the end of the jog/waddle, matilda reaches to pull up her pants only to realize that as they slipped down, so had her underwear - exposing the top of her ass to the world at large.

Act Four: matilda plays it safe by wearing a simple dress to work.

Dress: J. Crew

Boots: Clarks

Wonder Woman Mug: gift from BFF

Shirt blues

2011-11-30T13:29:00.004-05:00

I was so excited when I tried on this shirt in the store. It seemed so cute and flattering. However, I must have gained some weight on the ride home because as soon as I got it home, it ceased to work for me*. Although I have put it on dozens of times, this is the first time I have left the house in it. A fact which I regret since it gapes in the front - giving everyone (including the judge this morning) a view of my bra and various torso scars.

Suit: Banana Republic

Shirt: Old Navy

Shoes: RJ Girl

Necklace: Urban Outfitters

* Sensible matilda would have returned it but she was overruled by misguidedly optimistic matilda.

Cover Up

2011-11-29T09:03:00.004-05:00

To spare you from the bordom of today's outfit (black sweater and jeans), I kept on my fabulous coat for this shot. You are welcome.

Sweater and Jeans: Old Navy

Boots: Gap

Coat: What Goes Around Comes Around

Dark and Blurry

2011-11-28T08:37:00.002-05:00

This photo has captured my mood today - dark and blurry. Coming back to work after a few days off is hard, especially when your weekend was full of concerts (They Might Be Giants!), food (if I ever leave my husband, it will be for the fig coca at this place (figs, caramelized onions, and goat cheese on a flat bread - amazing), accomplishment (I managed to run for 4 miles yesterday - a personal best AND I did some laundry so I no longer need to go to Target every few days and buy more underwear), and football (it wasn't pretty but the Jets won yesterday).

Dress: Nine West

Boots: Very Volatile

Blues for Bulges

2011-11-23T08:52:00.003-05:00

I'm not sure if this outfit looks good or not, but I like it. The shirt is comfortable and hides all sorts of bulges from overeating (perhaps I should wear it tomorrow as well), the jeans are, well jeans, and the shoes are surprisingly comfortable and make me fabulously tall.

Shirt: ? via TJ Maxx clearance rack

Jeans: Levis via Savers

Shoes: Old Navy clearance

Close up of the awesome details of the shirt

Observatations

2011-11-22T09:07:00.002-05:00

I own a lot of many pink sweaters, even though I don't like pink and don't really look good in it. There has been a small piece of cracker under my desk for over a week, supporting my theory that our cleaning people do not vacuum my office (not that I blame them since the floor in my office is usually a landmine of files and papers). I should probably get off my ass and throw away the cracker. There is a serious shortage of decent pens in my office. I would give the one decent pen I have if I could get the entire Thanksgiving weekend off from work. Injuries are decimating my fantasy football teams. Kermit is my favorite Muppet. It took me three times as long to get dressed this morning, only to come up with this dull outfit.

Sweater: Lands End Canvas

Jacket and Necklace: J. Crew (jacket via Goodwill)

Jeans: ? $6 on Amazon

Boots: Taryn Rose

Navy and Silver

2011-11-21T08:19:00.004-05:00

I am not actually 100% sure this suit is navy. It may be black. But either way I like it.

Suit: United Colors of Benetton via Goodwill

T-shirt: Old Navy

Shoes: Jessica Simpson

Watch: Citizen

Necklace: ?

Cozy

2011-11-18T08:54:00.003-05:00

Today I am preparing for a hearing which means I will be spending a lot of time sitting on the floor in my office (my brain works better when I can spread stuff out and my desk is a lost cause). Thus, I chose comfortable cords and a warm knit sweater. Regrettably, I also chose to put on some fancy lace underwear which is pretty but very uncomfortable.

Would it be wrong to send my intern to Target to pick me up some plain cotton underwear? Probably, although I'm sure I've asked him for worse.

Sweater: Old Navy

Cords: ? via super sale on Amazon

Boots: Frye

Necklace: $1 bin at the consignment store

The Jury Is Out

2011-11-17T09:06:00.005-05:00

There is quite a bit of circumstantial evidence that this dress may, in fact, be a nightgown. Exhibit A: It was purchased at Soma Intimates a store that, as the name implies, primarily sells intimates. Exhibit B: It was hanging on a rack next to snowflake pajama pants. Exhibit C: The fabric is exactly the same as in the pair of Winnie the Pooh pajamas I had in 1977 (sans, of course, pictures of Kanga and Pooh).

In spite of the mounting evidence that this dress was not intended for the office, I am wearing it because it was the first thing I saw this morning and it is absurdly comfortable. Although I find baby-doll/empire waist dresses unflattering on me, the use of industrial strength control top tights helps keep everything in check. I should have put on an accessory or two, but I was running late.

Dress: Soma Intimates

Boots: Urban Outfitters

Red, White, and Lazy

2011-11-16T08:46:00.003-05:00

95% of the time I do not plan what I'm wearing ahead of time. I just stand in my closet and choose an item and try to build on it. Sometimes it works, sometimes it fails. Today I started with this sweater since I through the bright red would be a good antidote to the gloomy weather. Next I grabbed this t-shirt because it was clean and I thought it might balance the preppiness of the sweater. Since I have never successfully paired red with black (the color of most of my pants), I had the easy choice of grabbing jeans and boots. I ended up adding a belt in a failed effort to disguise my paunch.

How do you get dressed? Do you plan ahead or just grab what suits your mood?

Sweater: Lands End Canvas

T-shirt: Old Navy

Jeans: Levis via Savers

Belt: Linea Pelle

Boots: Target

Hot Pants

2011-11-15T08:42:00.002-05:00

A dangerous side effect of reading lots of fashion magazines and blogs is that you sometimes dress like the girls in the magazines instead of a 40 something lawyer who has to go out in public.

Sweater: H&M

Pants: Old Navy

Shoes: BCBG

Shame: MIA

Weekend Recap

2011-11-14T09:14:00.008-05:00

I had a really excellent weekend, notwithstanding the fact that I had to work for a portion of it. On Friday night I went to a gathering at my BFF A's house for evening of wine, dessert, and good conversations. On Saturday, mr. deathstar and I went to NYC to see the de Kooning exhibit at the MOMA and then we went shopping at MUJI and bought all sorts of fun things. Yesterday I worked for most of the day but still had time to watch some football. All this on about four hours of sleep.

Sweater: Old Navy
Skirt: ???? from before I got fat and magically back in style
Shoes: Missoni for Target

In other news, check out my fantastic coat. It retailed for $950! but I got it on sale for $125, so of course I HAD to buy it. It is from What Goes Around Comes Around, a very cool line even though I can never afford anything unless it is on super sale.

These Boots Go To 11

2011-11-11T09:09:00.003-05:00

Have you ever been to a thrift store and gone back to an aisle you had previously checked only to find a new item had magically appeared? That was this case with this blazer. I was just about to leave the store empty handed when this Blazer magically appeared. For $4 how could I refuse it?

Blazer: Banana Republic via Savers
Jeans: Citizens for Humanity via Goodwill
Top: H&M
Boots: Dr. Martens

Close up of awesome boots

Generosity

2011-11-10T11:33:00.003-05:00

In September I had some minor surgery to investigate some "areas of concern" that showed up after some tests. A bunch of my loving and wonderful friends send me a care package which included, among all manner of awesome things, a GC to J. Crew which I used to purchase this sweater.

Also check out this gorgeous Kate Spade iPhone case which another wonderful friend sent me because she was not using it. Score.

Blame Bill Karins

2011-11-10T08:55:00.003-05:00

Although the sky is clear, I donned a raincoat because the weather guy assured me it would rain today. Rather than take responsibility for my laziness and poor photo processing skills, I blame Bill Karins for the poor quality of this photo and the fact that you cannot see my cute sweater.

Sweater and Cords: J. Crew (cords via Goodwill)
Shoes: Dr. Martens
Coat: BCBG

Pinstripes

2011-11-09T09:13:00.002-05:00

I purchased this blazer over the summer at Goodwill. Although I have been trying to reduce the amount of grey in my wardrobe - for $7 I was not going to pass this up.

Blazer: J. Crew via Goodwill
T-shirt: Old Navy
Jeans: Levis via Savers
Shoes: Target

Simple

2011-11-08T08:31:00.002-05:00

If I didn't have this blog, I would probably wear this outfit every day (with the addition of tights on the days I don't feel like shaving). It is easy to wear and the pattern helps the 5lbs I've gained in the last two weeks.

Sweater: Ancient J. Crew
Skirt: Macy's
Shoes: Missoni for Target

Suit

2011-11-07T13:18:00.004-05:00

Say hello to good black pantsuit. Unlike most of my suits, she did not come from Goodwill but she does not hold that over the other suits in my closet. In addition to these pieces I have a dress and cropped pants that match the blazer. Versatile!

Suit: Banana Republic
Shirt: J. Crew Factory
Shoes: Me Too
Watch: Citizen
Necklace: eBay

Disconnect

2011-11-04T08:54:00.004-04:00

My full length mirror told me I looked great this morning so it was a little surprising (and depressing) when I saw how large and disheveled I look in this photo. Clearly I need to figure out a way of fixing my camera lens to show what the mirror shows. I wonder if Siri can help with that.

Suit: Ann Taylor via Goodwill
Shirt: Old Navy
Shoes: BCBG
Earrings: Kenneth Cole

Skirt

2011-11-03T08:35:00.003-04:00

Although you can't tell in the photo, this skirt is navy. It is also a charming conversationalist, votes Democrat, and is either trying to kill me by crushing my ribs or trying to save my life by reminding me not to eat so much. Not bad for a $7 find at Goodwill.

Skirt: Jones NY via Goodwill
Shirt: J. Crew Factory
Shoes: Nine West
Watch: Citizen

Less Stuff = More?

2011-11-02T08:41:00.002-04:00

This past weekend I joined the rest of the world and got an iPhone. What finally sold me was the concept of having one device that would replace my iPod and camera and thereby simplifying my life. Of course taking a self timed photo on the iPhone requires a bit more effort and equipment so I am not sure if I have added simplicity or more stuff to my life. Until I figure it all out I will probably continue to carry way too much stuff with me and yet never have what I need when I need it.

Sweater and Shirt: Old Navy
Pants: Banana Republic
Shoes: Me Too
Watch: Citizen

Alexis in the Winter

2011-11-01T08:35:00.002-04:00

Although you cannot tell in this photo, I did take the shoulder pads out of this dress in an attempt to tone down the Dynasty vibe a little. Then I added a velvet coat and ended up back where I started. Oh well.

Dress: ? via Goodwill
Coat: ? circa 1999 Bloomingdales
Boots: Clarks
Belt: ?

Sweater, a Love Story

2011-10-31T09:40:00.004-04:00

I got this sweater on Friday and have worn it every day since. Although I tend to avoid turtlenecks because they irritate the huge goiter* in my neck, this one is loose enough that I am not bothered. I've wanted a natural colored chunky knit sweater for a long time but most of the ones in my price range have been itchy. Happily I found this one at H&M on Friday and the rest has been history. Also check out my $2.39 skirt courtesy of the clearance rack at Old Navy.

Leather Jacket: J. Crew via Goodwill ($22!)
Sweater: H&M
Skirt: Old Navy
Boots: ???

* I HATE this word and normally refer to this issue a lump or Adam's apple but am using the technical term for the sake of clarity.

Forgiving

2011-10-28T08:48:00.002-04:00

I got this shirt for $6 at H&M a few months ago. It is very loose and forgiving and keeps me from looking too ridiculous when I want to wear these fabulous but too tight jeans.

Jacket: ? via Burlington Coat Factory
Shirt: H&M
Tank: Old Navy
Jeans: Citizens for Humanity via Goodwill
Boots: Ugg

Mad Woman

2011-10-26T09:44:00.003-04:00

I really like the '60's mad men style of this sweater but I find it hard to wear without starting a baby bump rumor. I also find the color challenging. I ended up playing it safe by pairing it with a slim black skirt (check out the cute zipper detail in the back*). Not the most creative pairing but good enough for a slow, rainy, Wednesday. I chose ankle booties to give the outfit some "edge" and because I need to run around this afternoon and didn't feel like dealing with heels.

Sweater: Zara
Skirt: Banana Republic via eBay
Boots: DV for Target
Watch: Citizen

*Detail of the back of the skirt.

Coed

2011-10-25T09:11:00.002-04:00

I had planned to wear a dress today but at the last minute I decided comfort was more important so I channeled my inner '70s coed and threw this on. I tend to shy away from cowboy style boots because it is hard not to feel like a poseur when you live in the north east. However, these boots were a super bargain on eBay and I think the cowboy style is subtle enough for the NYC area.

Jeans: Urban Outfitters
Sweater: J. Crew
Blazer: F21
Scarf: Hayden Harnett
Boots: Vintage Frye via eBay

Easy Power Dressing

2011-10-24T08:03:00.002-04:00

After Saturday's color explosion, I played it safe for court this morning. I bought this dress on sale at Banana Republic and I love how easy it is. Just toss on a blazer and I'm done. The boots are a little bit edgy for court but with any luck I'll be sitting down most of the day.

Dress and Blazer: Banana Republic
Boots: Clarks
Necklace: Urban Outfitters

Saturday Night Brights

2011-10-23T11:53:00.002-04:00

I purchased these pants impulsively even though I have not yet been able to make colored pants "work" for me. Even though they are bright pink (not my favorite color) and cropped (not my favorite cut) I really like them. Last night I took another tip from Lucky magazine and paired them with a gold metallic sweater and black turtleneck. Weird but I really liked it (I think another color turtleneck might have been better but considering I put this outfit together in 3 minutes, I'm calling it a win). What do you think?

Turtleneck and Pants: Old Navy
Sweater: J. Crew
Shoes: BCBG
Purse: Hayden Harnett

I Changed My Shirt For You

2011-10-21T08:32:00.003-04:00

I have been battling a cold all week and have had to place "staying vertical and not hacking up a lung" above "looking cute." However, when I realized that the shirt I was wearing was really ugly I decided I could not lose face with my readers and changed. Clearly my vanity did not extend to ironing my jeans or posing in a non-dorky way, but I tried.

Turtleneck and Sweater: Old Navy
Jeans: Levis via Savers
Boots: Ugg
Watch: Citizen
Necklace: J. Crew

Hard and Soft

2011-10-20T09:20:00.002-04:00

One of my sartorial goals is to seamlessly blend soft summer dresses with harder fall pieces. The girls at Lucky magazine make it seem so easy but I never seem to get it right.

Dress: Tucker
Sweater: Old Navy
Boots: Taryn Rose
Belt: ? old

Action Barbie

2011-10-19T09:07:00.004-04:00

I almost wish I could show you my face in this photo because my expression is hilarious. Although my commitment to internet discretion prevailed, I believe my body language gives you a rather large hint as to what a goofball I am. Seriously - who walks like this?

Blazer: Talbots via eBay
Jeans, tank, sweater: Old Navy
Shoes:Bivel

Wardrobe Malfunction

2011-10-18T08:39:00.004-04:00

Today's wardrobe malfunction is fairly minor and more correctable than many of my past malfunctions but I was too lazy to take a new picture so I've cleverly hidden my gaffe with a Sneetch star.

Shirt: Old Navy
Blazer: H&M
Pants: Nine West
Shoes: Target

Garanimals

2011-10-17T08:48:00.006-04:00

I'm back from my amazing mini-break, which featured a much needed half day of spa services and one of the best comedy shows I've ever seen (Louis CK - if you like comedy, go see him next time he comes to your town). Unfortunately I picked up a cold yesterday and so my usual witty banter has been smothered by a NyQuil hangover.

My friend L once posited that J. Crew is like Garanimals for adults, and this outfit is testimony to the fact. Everything is by J. Crew, purchased at different years/seasons and it all works.

Sweater, blouse, skirt: J. Crew
Cami: Old Navy
Shoes: Dr. Martens

Short Week, Short Skirt, Long Jacket

2011-10-12T08:20:00.003-04:00

I've done what many have thought impossible, combined my own silly meme with a Cake reference. You're welcome readers.

As evidenced by the deteriorating quality (and sense) of my posts demonstrate, I am a wee bit burned out and ready for my mini-break which starts tomorrow. Assuming I do not drown in a pitcher of margaritas, I'll be back in a few days. In the meantime, if you need something to do, you can advise me on how to make this Cake earworm go away and how to pose so that my left leg is not grossly larger than my right leg.

Dress and Sweater: Missoni for Target
Tights: Spanx
Boots: DV for Target

Short Week, Short Pants

2011-10-11T08:18:00.003-04:00

I swear that when I put on these pants this morning I gave no consideration to the fact that they would be a continuation of yesterday's short theme. I had actually planned to discuss* Gwen Stefani and how she inspired me to try wearing cropped pants with heels. But since I don't have much more to say than that, I ended up piggybacking on yesterday's silly theme. Two more sleeps until my mini-break!

Shirt: Old Navy
Jacket: ? via Amazon
Pants: Banana Republic
Shoes: Missoni for Target
Necklace: gift from mr. deathstar

* where discuss=reference a picture I saw in People magazine while sitting in the doctor's office.

Short Week, Short Shirt

2011-10-10T09:06:00.003-04:00

I am a little giddy today because it is a three day work week for me. I'm taking mr. deathstar away on Thursday and Friday for a birthday adventure and I am more excited about getting away than I have been in a long long time. Not even the epic collapse of the Jets is getting me down today.

In honor of the short week I am wearing a short shirt. Okay I didn't really think about how short this shirt was until I put it on, but a theme's a theme.

Shirt and Pants: J. Crew via Goodwill
Tank: Old Navy
Shoes: BCBG

Colors

2011-10-07T08:57:00.003-04:00

Happy Friday everyone! After wearing a lot of black this week, I decided to brighten things up a little today. Although the striped sweater is old and a little big, I cannot bear to part with it because I love the colors.

Sweaters: Target
Jeans: Urban Outfitters
Boots: Frye campus boot

Pocket Full of Happy

2011-10-06T09:18:00.003-04:00

Is there anything better than a dress with pockets? Probably, but that doesn't lessen the awesomeness of this dress.

Dress: French Connection
Blazer: JC Penny
Tights: Spanx
Boots: Clarks
Necklace: Mom's

Feeling Frisky

2011-10-05T08:22:00.004-04:00

Sorry about the bad cat pun, but I am tired and my creative energy has fallen to bad pun (which, according to my bad humor alert chart is slightly above the Three Stooges and just below Happy Gilmore). I'm also sorry I couldn't be bothered to take off my jacket to show you the lovely, albeit work inappropriate, blouse I'm wearing. It was my very first Goodwill purchase and started me on my thrifting addiction.

Jacket: ? via Burlington Coat Factory
Blouse: DKNY via Goodwill
Skirt: Charter Club
Tights: Spanx
Boots: Gap

Romance

2011-10-04T08:18:00.004-04:00

My parents were married for almost 40 years before my mother passed away in 2005. Early in their marriage my father had this necklace made for my mom, a globe with a small ruby chip on India - where they met. Just like this necklace, I wear this when I want to feel close to my mom or need some extra luck to get me through the day.

Jacket: ? via Burlington Coat Factory
Blouse: Old Navy
Necklace: mom
Black Pants and Suit Jacket (not photographed): Banana Republic

Grey and Mustard

2011-10-03T08:00:00.003-04:00

One of the many archaic fashion "rules" rattling around in my head, is the notion that one should pair warm colors with other warm colors. However, after my successful pairing of grey and brown a few weeks ago, I decided to take it a step further and pair this cool grey skirt with this warm mustard cardigan and I love the combination. It doesn't hurt that it is almost impossible to go wrong when wearing a pencil skirt, even if it looks like you slept in it.

Tank and Cardigan: Old Navy
Skirt: ? via TJ Maxx
Shoes: Very Volatile
Necklace: ? via Ebay

Lost a Lawyer to Her Clothes

2011-09-30T08:00:00.003-04:00

Fridays are not a typical court day for me, but the court scheduled a conference for today and here I am stuck in a suit for the day. A smarter person might have brought some jeans to change into later, but, as I have demonstrated on numerous occasions, foresight is not one of my stronger skills. A smarter person might also have chosen a career that did not involve getting up so early and that didn't involve wearing so many suits.

Suit: ? via Goodwill
Blouse: F21
Shoes: Target
Necklace: J. Crew

Easy

2011-09-29T08:37:00.002-04:00

After yesterday's tragic wardrobe struggle, getting dressed this morning was a breeze. Because I was not limited to separates (no doctor's visits today!) I was able to throw on this adorable dress, some boots* and was done. I even had time to throw on a necklace.

* I should have take the time to put on socks under the boots, a situation I may need to rectify later.

Dress: Nine West via TJ Maxx
Boots: Clarks
Necklace: ? via eBay

Red White and Dull

2011-09-28T08:15:00.002-04:00

This morning I stepped into my overstuffed closet and I had nothing to wear*. My problem was compounded when I committed myself to these pants (which are great but apparently not as versatile as I thought). After deliberating for an absurdly long time I grabbed this shirt and headed for the door.

Jacket: BCBG
Shirt: ? via Savers
Pants: Gap
Shoes: Asos

* Not intended to be a factual statement.

Contrast

2011-09-27T08:09:00.002-04:00

Yesterday I didn't have time to blog my outfit but you did not miss much (very conservative black dress with matching blazer). I wanted to wear something more fun today and was pleasantly surprised to find this dress in the mail last night. My friend M had ordered it from Target before everything sold out but it was too big for her. She generously offered it to me and I (cementing my title as official Missoni for Target Whore) jumped at it. I actually tried to pair the dress with a more conservative solid sweater but this one worked best. The dress is clearly short and I suspect in the future I will pair it with leggings or tights so I can bend over during the day.

Sweater and Dress: Missoni for Target
Boots: Very Volatile

Is That a Duck In Your Bra Or Are You Just Happy To See Me?

2011-09-23T08:41:00.003-04:00

Although I am happy to see you, I do have a duck shaped ice pack in my bra which is why my dress is bunched funny in the chest area.

Dress: Chadwicks
Jacket: BCBG
Tights: Spanx
Boots: Gap (I know I swore off black ankle boots but these were so cute and on sale and I just couldn't resist)

Back at Work

2011-09-22T08:01:00.002-04:00

On Tuesday I had some (minor) surgery and spent yesterday recovering in clothing not fit for blogging. I wish I had had the foresight to take off the whole week but since I didn't, I'm stuck at work debating whether the proscription against signing legal documents while on Vicodin applies only when one is a client or extends to when one is a lawyer (If you are potential client I am joking - there is no law against being high while acting as lawyer :)

In other news - my Missoni for Target order arrived. I got 2 sweaters and 2 shirts. LOVE the sweaters and am on the fence about the shirts.

Sweater: Missoni for Target
Tank: Old Navy
Cords: J. Crew via Goodwill
Shoes: BCBG via TJ Maxx

Getting My '70s On

2011-09-19T09:16:00.002-04:00

Channeling Kelly Garrett today with a knit plaid skirt, black pull on boots and a black v-neck sweater. All that is missing is feathered hair and an orange Pinto*.

Sweater: Banana Republic (old)
Skirt: St. John via Goodwill
Boots: Clarks
Necklace: ? via Piperlime

* I am acutely aware that Sabrina drove the Pinto on the show and Kelly was stuck in that awful Mustang. But this is my fantasy life and I want the orange Pinto.

Unearthed Treasures

2011-09-16T09:31:00.000-04:00

I made an effort last weekend to try to prepare my closet for fall. I did not get very far, but I did find a bunch of belts that I thought I had given away, including this Linea Pelle belt that I snagged at Century 21 a few years ago. It is a bit big but works worn in a knot. I also found these cute Taryn Rose boots that I was not able to wear when my calves were heavier.

Jacket: Gap via Savers
Sweater: Gap Factory
Dress and Necklace: J. Crew
Belt: Linea Pelle
Boots: Taryn Rose

Is the Dress Black or Are the Windows Painted?

2011-09-15T08:55:00.000-04:00

Today marks the first day this week where I do not have to go to the doctor's office and I am celebrating by wearing a dress. I snagged this dress on super sale at J. Crew and I'm happy I did. Although I certainly have plenty of black dresses, I liked the military details and casual vibe of this one. Plus the long sleeves hide the bruises on my arms from all the bloodwork I've had.

Dress: J. Crew "Shutterbug" (let's ignore any irony in that given the poor photo quality)

Boots: Paladium

Cuff: Hayden Harnett "Ramone"

Lean On Me

2011-09-14T11:10:00.004-04:00

What is up with this pose? My left armpit is full of Novocaine and some of it must have leaked out and numbed the portion of my brain that is in charge of discriminating between good and stupid photos to post on the internet.

Although you may be distracted by my odd pose*, note I have paired brown animal print shoes with a grey blazer. I was inspired by this photo and plan to do more of it this fall.

Blazer: J. Crew
T-shirt and Jeans: Old Navy
Shoes: Eddie Bauer

* which I realize may be in violation of this patent.

Foiled Intentions

2011-09-13T17:36:00.003-04:00

This morning I woke up all excited about the Missoni for Target launch and had the brilliant idea of going to Target before work to get something to wear today. Since I planned to change I just threw on whatever was handy and went to Target. I arrived at 8:25 (they opened at 8) and.... there was nothing left. Not a stitch on the racks (although a woman who had a full cart did let me try on some items for size). And thus I was left to face the day looking like I was dressed by a 5 year old.

In hindsight it occurs to me that Target sells other clothing that I could have purchased but this did not occur to me until about 5pm. Can you believe I have a college degree?

So the lesson of the day is don't get dressed assuming you will soon score some cheap Missoni because it may not happen.

Cardigan: Target
T-shirt: Old Navy
Cords: J. Crew via Goodwill
Shoes: Diego Di Lucca

Dressed for comfort and speed

2011-09-12T10:41:00.002-04:00

As much as I love this shirt, I fear it may be just a wee bit too big (until showing your bra becomes the next big fashion trend). However it was the perfect thing to wear today because 1. the sleeves conceal and do not irritate the large lump on my arm from where I got the flu shot and 2. I can take it off easily which will come in handy for my doctor's visit later today. Similarly, these pants are a little big/stretched out but are also easy to pull on and off.

Shirt: Francesca's
Pants: Jag
Shoes: Dr. Martens
Bag: Hayden Harnett Corcovado

Shopping My Closet

2011-09-09T08:50:00.005-04:00

Last night I was browsing through the pages of a fashion magazine and started obsessing on selling my kidneys so I could buy a dress (or ten) from the Miu Miu Fall collection. Happily, before I could find a knife and perform some surgery, I remembered I had this dress in my closet. Although not as awesome as my designer obsessions, it is a very cute dress (especially since it now fits better than the last time I wore it).

Lesson - before you sell an organ or take out a second mortgage, take a look in your closet. Who knows what you will find.

Dress: Poleci via TJ Maxx
Boots: Very Volatile
Purse: Hayden Harnett Corcovado in Khaki Patent

Rainy Randomness

2011-09-08T09:07:00.002-04:00

In 1000 years blog archeologists will see this post and wonder why on earth I bothered to post this outfit. I have no answer other than force of habit.

Shirt: Old Navy
Blazer: ? via Plato's Closet (it is not as tight or stupid as it looks in the photo)
Jeans: Urban Outfitters
Boots: Aigle

Frumpy Edge? Edgy Frump?

2011-09-07T08:13:00.002-04:00

Every so often I get frustrated by how ubiquitous fashion can be - especially when your budget limits you to mainstream stores instead of couture :) One way to stand out (for good or bad) is to pair unusual items such as this jacket with more mainstream items such as these basic J. Crew cords. I found this jacket in the clearance aisle at Burlington Coat Factory. It was apparently part of 3 piece suit but only the jacket was left. Although it is two sizes too large and a bit frumpy, I loved the color and decided that for $7 I would take a risk and see if I could make it work.

What do you think? Did I succeed or am I getting aufed this week for my frumpy taste?

Jacket: ? via Burlington Coat Factory
t-shirt: Old Navy
Cords: J. Crew via Goodwill (brand new with tags for $7!)
Necklace: Urban Outfitters
Shoes: Me Too

Easing in to Fall

2011-09-02T08:33:00.003-04:00

Although this shirt has a rather "summery" print, I paired it with a light jacket and suede shoes to give it a fall vibe. I think it works.

Shirt: H&M
Jacket: J. Crew
Jeans: Citizens for Humanity via Goodwill
Shoes: Volatile

Back Against the Wall

2011-09-01T09:04:00.004-04:00

How much do I love this shirt? It goes with everything and is always available when I don't know what to wear and am running late to work. Go shirt!

Suit: J. Crew via Goodwill
Shirt: Tucker for Target
Shoes: Target

The Skirt I Did Not Know I Needed Until I Found It

2011-08-31T08:33:00.003-04:00

Do you ever get fixated on an item of clothing and think "if only I could find a grey sweater with bunny appliqués" for the fall, then I'd be set? In my case, the elusive item was a pair of camel colored wool trousers. I had a very specific image in mind and was convinced that if I could find them then all my wardrobe problems would be solved.

Of course as soon as I decided that was what I needed, the fashion industry conspired to stop making (affordable) camel colored wool trousers. J. Crew came close but the price tag and the fact it was not in my beloved "city fit" gave me pause.

I was so despondent about my lack of the right pants, I did what anyone would do and went to Target for a pick me up. And there I saw this skirt and I realized that I did not need camel colored wool trousers (well maybe I do but they can wait) but I did need this camel colored knit skirt. Just like finding the right partner in life - you never know what you need until you find it. (Yes I just compared finding one's soul mate to buying a cheap skirt at Target.)

Skirt: Target
Sweaters: Lands End Canvas
Shoes: Asos
Necklace: Gift

Theoretically Awesome Albeit Boring

2011-08-30T08:37:00.006-04:00

Remember a few weeks ago when I was bragging about my thrift haul, which included a brand new Theory pantsuit for $12.50? Well here's the suit in all its boring awesomeness. One of the drawbacks of having to go to court is that I have to wear suits a lot, which I am certain is the ONLY reason* I will never be featured as a cool fashion blogger in Lucky magazine or get sponsored by cool brands who give me swag and send me to conferences :) But the upside to wearing suits - is they are easy. Just toss one on, pick a pretty blouse and you are out the door in less than 5 minutes. It also helps to have had your power turned back on so you can see what you are doing.

Suit: Theory via Goodwill
Blouse: Akiko via TJ Maxx
Shoes: Bass

* well it might also be my advanced age, lumpy figure, pedestrian tastes, and occasional tendency to make puns (aka "theoretically awesome" / theory pantsuit - get it?!? :)

Powerless

2011-08-29T08:37:00.002-04:00

Like much of the East Coast - we have been without power since early Sunday morning. I was so desperate for coffee (and (confession) the internet) that I left the house at 6am and came to work. Luckily, this sweater was at the front of the closet so getting dressed was the easiest part of my morning. It might not look like much in this photo, but this sweater is awesome. Comfortable, cute, and goes with everything.

Sweater: Old Navy
Skirt: Target
Shoes: RJ Girl

Casual Friday

2011-08-26T08:22:00.003-04:00

Those of you who have been following along with my various "surprise court appearance" wardrobe malfunctions, might be relieved* to know that I finally got around to buying an inexpensive pants suit that I can keep at the office. This gives me the freedom to dress a little more casually when I feel like it, as I clearly did today.

* or not, as I can only imagine this blog brings out a lot of schadenfreude from my readers. If you fall into this camp, don't worry I am sure to have more hilarious wardrobe exploits even with a back-up plan (including, but not limited to, the fact that the pants I purchased are a size too small and if I don't lose all the cupcake weight I gained this month - I will not be able to button them).

Shirt: Ellen Tracy via TJ Maxx
Blazer: Banana Republic via local consignment store
Jeans: Levis via Savers
Shoes: Dr. Martens

Inspired

2011-08-24T08:18:00.004-04:00

This outfit was inspired by J. Crew's fall collection. Although I have always liked J. Crew, this season I am positively obsessed. I think my pintrest board is 50% J. Crew and 50% DVF this season. Since my wallet is not as big as my wishlist, I have had to make some compromises in my purchasing. Instead of this sweater (in the gorgeous bright dahlia) I found the one I am wearing for $12 at Old Navy. Instead of these shoes, I went with my trusty Urban Outfitters pumps.

Sweater: Old Navy
Belt: BR thrifted
Skirt: J. Crew No. 2 Pencil Skirt in leopard
Shoes: Urban Outfitters

Whatever

2011-08-23T08:26:00.002-04:00

The theme to this morning's outfit - whatever (said with a teenager's sour disposition). First step - put on a black bra and a sheer red shirt. Notice bra is completely visible, shrug shoulders and say "whatever". Look for a cardigan to hide bra and shirt, find one that is small and the wrong color and put it on. Debate whether color combination is really cool or really ugly, shrug shoulders and say "whatever". Next look for clean pants that fit. Find ones with stain on knee instead, shrug shoulders and say "whatever". Lather rinse repeat with shoes, hair styling and make-up.

Shirt: vintage '80s, thrifted
Sweater: Target
Pants: Old Navy
Shoes: Eddie Bauer

Helpful Hints

2011-08-19T11:31:00.003-04:00

If you haven't figured it out by now, I am not a fashion expert. I cannot tell you what brands are hot or what the latest fashion trends are going to be. However, there is one sartorial subject upon which I do consider myself an expert - namely - what to wear the day after you eat your weight in ice cream cake, fondue, and beer. I present exhibit A - a large (hides bulges) and soft (nice and quiet if you have a hangover) tunic (with pockets for your Advil); soft forgiving stretch pants; and flats.

Tunic: ? via TJ Maxx clearance rack
Jeans: Urban Outfitters
Shoes: Calvin Klein

Wacky Things I Bought on the Internet

2011-08-19T08:29:00.005-04:00

I found this vintage dress on sale on etsy and I had to have it. I am not sure if I'm brave enough to wear it to work, but it was perfect* for last night's birthday dinner with mr. deathstar. I will probably remove the shoulder pads before I wear it again but other than that I am in love.

* caveat - as you can probably tell, the dress is snug and by the third course I had to take off the belt or risk it breaking a rib.

Dress: Vintage from Ms. Tips at etsy (super sweet seller)
Shoes: Urban Outfitter
Purse: Rebecca Minkoff
Bracelet: gift from mr. deathstar

See more vintage here

Spunky Chateu

Thoughtful Cats

2011-08-18T15:40:00.002-04:00

Look what my cats sent me for my birthday! I suspect they had some help from mr. deathstar.